1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:04,772 -(coin clatters) -Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me. 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,507 -Guillermo, stab this man. -Credit card's fine. 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,276 ANNOUNCER: What We Do in the Shadows. 4 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,911 All new Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,614 -(drumbeat) -(fanfare) 6 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:16,850 FX presents Fosse/Verdon. 7 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:38,372 [tapping] 8 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,041 [knock on door] 9 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,044 - [sighs] 10 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:47,215 You're a little early. 11 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,449 [knocking continues] 12 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,418 Isn't time yet. 13 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,821 [knocking continues] 14 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,731 [soft music] 15 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:10,771 * 16 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,743 Can I see it? 17 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,848 That's nice. Then the hand. 18 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,584 - As I'm stepping back? - Yeah. 19 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,085 [sighs] 20 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,754 That wasn't it. 21 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,522 - Well, take it up with the choreographer. 22 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,724 It was his idea, not mine. 23 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,893 * 24 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,729 - [chuckles] Did we fire him? 25 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,931 - Oh, give the man another shot. 26 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,833 He's still learning. 27 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,569 - Break the leg. 28 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,172 * 29 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,039 - Like this? 30 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,743 - Yeah, that's nice. Show me the reverse. 31 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,582 Eh. 32 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,317 Yours is better. Let's do it again. 33 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,086 ["Big Spender" plays] 34 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,554 - Dancers to set. 35 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,323 * 36 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,091 Standby. 37 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:10,698 * 38 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,966 - Bring it over here for blocking. 39 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,502 - Why are you standing like that? 40 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,604 - I thought this was my position. 41 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,906 - Yeah, well, why is the character you're playing 42 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,742 putting all of her weight on the banister like that? 43 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,512 - The choreography. 44 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,581 * 45 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,484 - How long have you been dancing in those heels tonight? 46 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,386 Five hours maybe? 47 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,787 - Six, at least. - Six. 48 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,623 - Hey mister, can I talk to you for a minute? 49 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,458 - Got a cigarette for me, mister? Huh? 50 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,561 - All you want to do is sit down. 51 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,331 I mean, it is all you can think about. 52 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,165 You close your eyes. 53 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:50,238 You see love seats, armchairs, church pews, subway benches. 54 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,172 - But you got a problem. The manager's watching. 55 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,174 You--you can't sit down in the middle of your shift. 56 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,344 - Got that little boy at home, doesn't she? 57 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,745 - Yeah. 58 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,179 - Depending on that paycheck. 59 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:06,220 * 60 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,858 Maybe if you can shift your weight off your heels 61 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,593 onto the banister, 62 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,329 just maybe you can make it through one more dance. 63 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,830 - Uh, who's here? 64 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,333 - [chuckles] - Hey, Shirley. How are ya? 65 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,001 - Good, I feel lucky I can still walk 66 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,169 after yesterday's rehearsal. 67 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,204 She's a taskmaster, this one. 68 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,174 - [chuckles] Well, I learned from the best. 69 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,709 - Need her in one piece there, Gwen. 70 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,644 Hey, I need to talk to you for a second. 71 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,880 - Yeah? - Wanna get a cup of coffee... 72 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,882 - Girls. 73 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:40,321 * 74 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:43,857 When you're walking backwards and you roll the shoulder, 75 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,026 it's not a seduction, it's a con job. 76 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,461 [girls laugh] 77 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:50,130 Now he doesn't know that, so... 78 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,765 [shushing] 79 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:55,168 * 80 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,737 - Can you freeze right there, ladies? 81 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,939 It's got to be tighter. I need it tighter. 82 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,808 I wanna see the sweat. 83 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,477 I wanna see the spot where they missed their foundation. 84 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,178 - They're too crowded together. 85 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,381 If you come in tight, you're going to ruin the composition. 86 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,982 - Cut one of the dancers. 87 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,519 - Huh? - More room. 88 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:14,322 - Yeah. Which one? 89 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,557 - New girl on the end. 90 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,359 - [sighs] Okay. 91 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,260 - Sweetheart! 92 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,296 - We're re-blocking. 93 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:26,033 * 94 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,435 women: Psss! - Okay, stop. 95 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,036 Hold it right there. 96 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,271 - I need you to get through to him, Gwen. 97 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,940 The studio is adamant. 98 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:36,944 Charity under no circumstances can use the expression, 99 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,846 "Up Yours." 100 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,848 It--it--it--it--it's obscene. 101 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,683 - Quiet, please. 102 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,419 - Can I tell you what I do when I'm nervous? 103 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:51,825 I take three deep breaths, in and out. 104 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:55,696 [inhales, exhales] 105 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,132 In and out. In... 106 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,001 - [inhales, exhales] - And out. 107 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,970 Better, isn't it? 108 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,239 - We're gonna have to lose another dancer. 109 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,641 We have to lose another dancer. 110 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,642 Yeah. 111 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,811 We have to re-block. 112 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,312 We're re-blocking. - In and out. 113 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,047 - Everybody, we're re-blocking. 114 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:19,953 * 115 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,623 - Carrie, sorry, we're gonna have to-- 116 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,158 we're gonna have to lose you, okay? I'm so sorry. 117 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,160 We're going to find another spot for you, all right? 118 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,629 [bell rings] - Mark. 119 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,964 - Quiet, please. - Picture's up, everybody. 120 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,299 * 121 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,034 - Stand by. 122 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,971 - Scene 7, take 1. Roll camera. 123 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,172 - Mark. [click] 124 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,008 - Rolling! - Rolling! 125 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,943 - Playback. 126 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,946 * 127 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,648 [beeping] 128 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:52,119 - * The minute you walked in the joint * 129 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:56,557 * I could see you were a man of distinction * 130 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,993 * A real big spender 131 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:04,164 * Good lookin', so refined * 132 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,734 * Say, wouldn't you like to know * 133 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,336 * What's goin' on in my mind? * 134 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:13,474 * So, let me get right to the point * 135 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:20,848 * I don't pop my cork for every guy I see * 136 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,417 * Hey, big spender 137 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,886 * 138 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,522 * Hey, big spender! 139 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,324 * 140 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,861 * Hey, big spender 141 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,329 * 142 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,500 * Spend 143 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,169 * A little time with 144 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,672 * Me 145 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,441 * Fun, laughs, good time 146 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,177 * Fun, laughs, good time 147 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,180 * Fun, laughs, good time 148 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,449 - How about it, palsy? 149 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,850 women: Yeah. 150 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,719 * 151 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,527 - Cut. - Cutting. 152 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,761 [bell rings] 153 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,230 Okay, let's move on. 154 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,400 - Check the gain. - That's good, girls. 155 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,703 Nice. - It's clear. Moving on. 156 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:23,944 * 157 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,316 - Oh, listen, I wanted to tell you. 158 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:33,153 Nicole and I stopped by the Ziegfeld on our way home. 159 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,455 - Hmm. - There were people lined up 160 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:38,792 all the way down to 7th Avenue to buy tickets. 161 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,794 - Maybe they were there to see "The Love Bug." 162 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,163 - [giggles] Stop. 163 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,333 The Ziegfeld only has one screen and you know it. 164 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,669 - Well, but do they know that? 165 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,504 - Well, I didn't ask that. 166 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,972 - Is that new? 167 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,642 - Yeah, I made it. Do you like it? 168 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,677 Can you zip me? 169 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,817 - [sighs] 170 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,820 - Going in the wrong direction. 171 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,189 - [smooching] Am I? 172 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:14,528 - Our guests will be here in five minutes. 173 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,401 - It's always good to... 174 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,003 keep your audience waiting. [door slams] 175 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,105 - * Well, I'm going to Chicago * 176 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:28,609 * But I can't take you 177 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,978 * Well, I'm going to Chicago 178 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,447 * But I can't take you 179 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,650 * There ain't nothin' in Chicago 180 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,518 * That a girl like you can do * 181 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,453 * 182 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,489 * Well, I'm going to Chicago 183 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,326 * I'm gonna take my rocking chair, baby * 184 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,495 * Well, I'm going to Chicago 185 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,899 * I'm gonna take my rocking chair, baby * 186 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,168 * 187 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,671 - Hey. Okay, now, it's your bedtime. 188 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,106 Trade? Thank you. 189 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,708 - Neil understands what I'm saying. 190 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,276 - Listen to me, you're gonna be absolutely insufferable 191 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,378 now that you're a hotshot Hollywood director, right? 192 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,214 - Next thing you know, he's gonna show up 193 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,449 at the Carnegie Deli wearing a beret. 194 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,184 - [chuckles] I made one film. One film. 195 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,886 - Oh, it's worse than I thought. 196 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,521 He's already calling his movie a film. 197 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,224 My God, somebody put him out of his misery already. 198 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,992 Listen to him. - This is from Paddy Chayefsky, 199 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,028 the most pretentious son of a bitch on the planet Earth. 200 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,295 - I never said I wasn't. 201 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,031 - I got my hands over my head. 202 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,000 I say, "Officer, this is all a big misunderstanding. 203 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,336 I'm--I'm Bob Fosse." He says, "Who?" 204 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,839 - Do you know how many times he's told this story? 205 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,540 It happened 15 years ago. 206 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,208 - The guy is convinced he's caught some pervert 207 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,044 trying to break into Gwen Verdon's rehearsal room 208 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,712 for God knows what kind of sordid purpose. 209 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,281 - Which, to be fair, is not entirely untrue. 210 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,850 [all laughing] - Touché. 211 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,584 I finally come out and then I say, 212 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,654 "Officer, give me a break! I'm Gwen Verdon's husband! 213 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,188 I'm her husband!" - And the poor kid, 214 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,223 he turns bright red and says, 215 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,660 "Well, gee, why in the world didn't you say so 216 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,527 in the first place, Mr. Verdon?" 217 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,863 [laughter] 218 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,098 - I'm busy directing Steve's new musical. 219 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,133 - Am I the only one who liked the last one 220 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,702 that he did with Dick? 221 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,070 - Yeah, I think so. - Oh. 222 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,604 - What's this one about? 223 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,539 - A single guy who can't hold down a relationship. 224 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,375 His married friends all want him to get married, 225 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,743 even though they're all miserable. 226 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,712 - Oh, I'm on the edge of my seat. 227 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,246 [both laughing] 228 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,148 - You know, I bet Cy is still looking for somebody 229 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,850 to do "Cabaret," if you're interested. 230 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,585 - No. - My book is already 231 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,954 starting to fill up. - Oh, Bobby's too big-time now 232 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,355 to do a little art musical. 233 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,557 - I didn't say that. I didn't say that. 234 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,727 - What are you working on these days, Gwen? Tell me. 235 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,829 - Uh, oh, well, uh, Bobby and I have been so busy-- 236 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,430 - Picture of the year, Bobby. 237 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,365 - Oh, thanks, sweetheart. - It's a masterpiece. 238 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,067 - Thank you. Thanks, sweetheart. 239 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,036 - So when are you gonna cast me in a movie, Bobby? 240 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,971 - Uh, next one. Next one. 241 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,572 - I'm gonna remember you said that. 242 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,441 - All right, all right. Nice to see ya. 243 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,910 - Some--a change of pace. 244 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,644 - Anyone want another drink? 245 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,979 - Now I'm only going to say this once 246 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,647 and then I will never ever say it again. 247 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,416 - Please, just don't. - It should have been you. 248 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,318 - Okay, well, I'm glad that you've gotten it 249 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,652 out of your system. 250 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,287 - Now I might be a little bit buzzed. 251 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,956 - I think so, maybe. - But Shirley MacLaine? 252 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,624 - Stop. 253 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,159 - Bobby should never have replaced you. 254 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,828 "Charity" was your show. 255 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,495 - Shirley was cast before Bobby was even hired. 256 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,497 You know, the only reason he got the job 257 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,833 was because Shirley told the studio 258 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,667 she wouldn't do it without him. 259 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,670 - Be that as it may, you were the best thing about that show, 260 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,039 and my husband wrote it. 261 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,974 - Stop. - Ladies and germs. 262 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,575 Ladies and degenerates. 263 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,811 May I present Mr. Bob Fosse. 264 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,679 - Oh! She's the cutest. 265 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,348 [laughing] - Hey! 266 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,150 - Once more from the top! 267 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,985 - Try that. 268 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,888 - [muffled] Once more from the top! 269 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,156 - Dead ringer. 270 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,490 - God help me. 271 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,492 I've got two actresses in the family now. 272 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,327 - * If they could see me now 273 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,997 * That little gang of mine 274 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,433 * I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine * 275 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:44,171 * I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact * 276 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,175 * The kind of top drawer, first-rate chums I attract * 277 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,845 * All I can say is wow-ee, look at where I am * 278 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,515 * Tonight, I landed, pow, right in a pot of jam * 279 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,351 [telephone ringing] 280 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,054 [singing fades] 281 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,656 [telephone ringing, vacuum running] 282 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,828 [ringing] 283 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,065 [ringing] 284 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,602 [clinking] 285 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,880 - Apparently, we--we broke a record. 286 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,415 It's record breaking. 287 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,450 Yes. [chuckles] 288 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,022 Uh, no, I haven't heard from the studio. 289 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,024 What are they gonna say? 290 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,928 Thanks for losing [laughing] 20 million bucks? 291 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,399 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be okay. 292 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,635 It's only a movie. 293 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,738 Okay? It's just a movie. 294 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108 [chuckles] All right. 295 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,145 Okay, see you later. 296 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,907 [traffic sounds] 297 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,520 [silent] 298 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,730 [sad music] 299 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:57,737 * 300 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,775 - Oh. Bobby. 301 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,278 - There she is. 302 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,147 - It's 3:00 in the morning. 303 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,649 Come to bed with me - [chuckles] 304 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,551 - Come. 305 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,320 Oh. 306 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,722 You must be tired. 307 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,724 - I knew it wasn't gonna be any good. 308 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,160 - [whispers] Stop it. 309 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,062 It's not true. 310 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,097 - Yeah, as soon I saw the set. 311 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:28,535 They turned Times Square into a, uh, Disney cartoon. 312 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:35,909 - You made the movie that the studio hired you to make. 313 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,478 I don't know what else could you-- 314 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,879 - You read the reviews? - Yes. 315 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,315 I read "Variety", and it is a rave. 316 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,716 - Did you see the "Times"? 317 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,751 - I read "The Hollywood Reporter." 318 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,386 I mean, they couldn't get over 319 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,621 - "Hollywood Reporter." - How much they loved it. 320 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,025 - "Variety, Hollywood Re--" "'Sweet Charity' is a movie 321 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,494 haunted by the presence of an unseen star, 322 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,363 - Oh... - "Gwen Verdon." 323 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,731 - Well, that's ridiculous. - "Although Miss MacLaine 324 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,833 "often looks like Miss Verdon, 325 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,104 "she never succeeds in recreating the eccentric line 326 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,605 that gave cohesion 327 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,807 to the original." - I don't want to do this. 328 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,543 - You're the star and you're not even in the movie. 329 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,579 - Bob, stop. - [laughs] 330 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,614 - Go to bed. I love you. 331 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,250 - No, come. Let's read some more reviews. 332 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,651 - [sighs] 333 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,822 Let's read the "Chicago Tribune." 334 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,391 * 335 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,059 This is a doozy. 336 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,468 [tapping] 337 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,936 [inhales] 338 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,574 - Don't show me the effort, Bobby. 339 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,643 Don't show me the sweat. 340 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,912 All I want to see is that smile. 341 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,448 Again, from the top. A five, six, seven, eight. 342 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,451 [tapping] 343 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,421 [tapping stops] 344 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,325 [distant chatter] 345 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,529 [rattling] 346 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,206 [water running] 347 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,575 [slurp] 348 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,114 - Yeah, well, that one came together. 349 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,016 I mean, it--it was tough at first. 350 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,318 Look, the book was spectacular. 351 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,354 The--the score was great and your work was-- 352 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,888 the--the choreography was brilliant. 353 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,557 But that was, uh, uh, that was a beauty. 354 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,325 That--Bob, we had some good times on that show, 355 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,127 the two of us. 356 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,995 - You nearly killed me but, uh, putting that aside, you know. 357 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,330 - Hey, name one show of yours 358 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,166 that didn't nearly kill you, Bobby. 359 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,834 - [chuckles] What's, uh, what's keeping you busy these days? 360 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,771 - I got, uh, I got a movie I'm shooting next year. 361 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,507 - That's, uh, "Cabaret," right? 362 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,841 I heard you're doing the adaptation. 363 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,277 I loved the show. I loved it. 364 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,544 - What's not to love? 365 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,480 You got homosexuals, Nazis, Jews. 366 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,482 It's got all the makings of a real blockbuster. 367 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,650 - You have a director? 368 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,186 I haven't gotten around to Nazis, 369 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,055 but Jews and homosexuals are a specialty of mine. 370 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,990 I could do the steps too. 371 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,060 You--you're gonna need a choreographer anyway. 372 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,828 - I didn't--I didn't know you were interested. 373 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,297 - I'm very interested. 374 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,631 - In this film, specifically? 375 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,666 - What else would I be interested in? 376 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,402 - A job. [chuckles] 377 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,139 Well, what about-- what about Gwen? 378 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,274 Would--would she be involved too? 379 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,311 - What, I'm sorry? 380 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,479 - If I can tell the studio I got Bobby and Gwen, 381 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,047 that's--that's a real draw. 382 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,649 - Gwen's got a lot of other commitments. 383 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,552 I'm not sure she--she could fit it in her schedule. 384 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,354 - Well, you know, listen, Bobby, I'm-- 385 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,622 I'm just producing. 386 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,056 Manny Wolf at the studio, 387 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,592 he--he--he's the one choosing the director, 388 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,927 but I'll put out a good word, though. 389 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,262 - I'll go ahead and give him a call too 390 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,865 just--just to--just to introduce myself. 391 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,201 - The fact of the matter is 392 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,002 I'm not sure this is your kind of movie. 393 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:54,307 This is, uh, it's an intimate musical drama. 394 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,042 It's an adult picture. 395 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:01,181 What you do and what you do really well is...style. 396 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,116 I mean, flash. 397 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:07,854 This movie, this is--I think it needs a--a--a different touch. 398 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,522 Yeah? 399 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,524 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 400 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,528 Well, listen, uh, I'm just-- 401 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,264 I'm so glad we got a chance to catch up. 402 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,366 - Did you serve, Cy? 403 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,834 - Did I serve? 404 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,070 - I was in the Navy. I was, actually. 405 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,339 I was in the special entertainment unit. 406 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,176 We had a little show we did all over the South Pacific. 407 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,977 Bases, hospitals. 408 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,112 These guys in there, they were my age. 409 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,582 They were kids, 19, 20. 410 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,685 One of them, he was 17, fudged his age to the draft board. 411 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,653 One side of his face was blown off. 412 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,022 And another kid, he was burned up so bad, 413 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,957 they had to pump him full of morphine. 414 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,294 Otherwise, they said all he would do was scream. 415 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,231 There I was up on stage, in tap shoes. 416 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,434 [inhales, exhales] 417 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,404 A big, shit-eating smile. 418 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,138 And we pulled out all the tricks-- 419 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,940 one-footed wings, double pickups. 420 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,910 Flash, you could call it. 421 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,912 Out there, there's a war going on. 422 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,282 Bodies piling up, but in here? We're dancing. 423 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,918 Just don't look too close at the kids in the audience-- 424 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,622 missing arms, missing legs-- you'll have a grand time. 425 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,157 What good is sitting alone in your room inside? 426 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,826 Come hear the music play. 427 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,662 Life is a cabaret, old chum. 428 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,832 * Come to the cabaret 429 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,835 I'm the director for this movie, Cy. 430 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,169 I'm the guy. 431 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,338 [knocking] 432 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,373 I'm the guy. I'm sure of it. 433 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,045 - Like I said, 434 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,649 I'll put in a good word with Manny. Yeah? 435 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,351 - Okay. - Let me talk to him first. 436 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,818 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 437 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,520 - Patience, Bobby. Okay? 438 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,457 - Yeah. All right. 439 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,492 [elevator ding] 440 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,832 Hi. 441 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,834 - Hi. 442 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,736 - I'm, uh, I'm Bob Fosse. 443 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,507 - Uh, okay, do you-- 444 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,175 - I didn't catch your name. 445 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,645 - It's--it's Jane. 446 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,847 - Jane. You have a terrific smile, Jane. 447 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,416 Terrific eyes, yeah. 448 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,418 I'm here to see, uh, Manny Wolf. 449 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,988 - Is he--is he expecting you? 450 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,691 - Um... 451 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,327 No, Jane. No, he is not. 452 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,329 - Well, when was the last time 453 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,163 that we asked about the rights to "Chicago"? 454 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,199 Heels are glued to the floor. 455 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,167 [soft classical music] 456 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,571 I just think that it would be a perfect fit for both of us. 457 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:42,041 Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon back together on Broadway. 458 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,177 I think it could be a huge draw, Sam. 459 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,979 Lift all the way from the hips. 460 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,848 [door opens] 461 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,618 Well, I'm sorry, but a musical with some commercial appeal 462 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,185 wouldn't be the end of the world. 463 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,087 We haven't had a hit in three years. 464 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,589 - Is that Sam? 465 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,591 - I better run. Good talking, bye-bye. 466 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,760 Bye. 467 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,830 Nicole has been practicing her routine all afternoon. 468 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,732 Look at this, look. Look, look! 469 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,034 She can't wait to show you. 470 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,936 - You're calling my agent? 471 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,939 - Oh, oh, no. We were just chatting. 472 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,609 - You knew I wouldn't get the job. 473 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,845 - [tsks] 474 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,213 [sighs] I'm sorry. 475 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,683 - Covering all your bases, huh? 476 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,985 - Well, what did he say? 477 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,955 - Uh... 478 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,591 He said, um... 479 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,493 I'm hired. 480 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,729 - [laughs] Yes! 481 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,866 You son of a bitch! 482 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:43,370 Oh, God, you had me scared to death! 483 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,338 - Liza Minnelli's playing Sally. 484 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,108 - Can she act? - Well, we'll find out. 485 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,445 Honey, we're making a movie. 486 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,113 [end chords] 487 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,987 [crowd clamoring] 488 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,655 - Hi, Bobby. - Hi, Bob. 489 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,925 - Hey kids, how's tricks? 490 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,827 - Hey, everybody's here. - Hi, Bobby. 491 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,662 You've got some energy. - Lots of it. 492 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,997 - Save some. Hey. 493 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,765 - Hi. 494 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,966 - Nice to see you. You look great. 495 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,334 Easy on that lager, fellas. 496 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,836 It's a work night. 497 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,270 Ach du lieber or whatever they say. 498 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,407 [bar music] 499 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,209 * 500 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,844 What was that? 501 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,345 - I'm sorry? 502 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,648 - What you did with your arms. Let me see that again. 503 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,683 - [chuckles] 504 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,353 - Yeah, but the left hand is... 505 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,523 Don't worry, I'm a professional. 506 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,190 Right there. 507 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,659 Yeah, that's it. 508 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,360 Yeah, that's nice. 509 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,163 - [chuckles] - What's your name? 510 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,364 - Hannah. 511 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,866 - Ah, are you a dancer, Hannah? 512 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,537 - [chuckles] Oh, no. No, I'm, uh, the translator, 513 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,004 uh, for the production. 514 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,273 - Bobby, darling! 515 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,509 [squeals, laughs] 516 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,879 Oh, I've been counting down the hours for this day to arrive. 517 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,080 - Great to see ya. 518 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,351 - Oh, uh, I got it cut short like Louise Brooks. 519 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,320 I thought it'd be perfect for the period. Don't you love it? 520 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,689 - What if I don't? 521 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,325 Just kidding. 522 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,827 - Oh, you're bad! 523 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,362 - [chuckles] You want a drink? 524 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,164 Can we get the star a drink? 525 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,600 [all laughing] 526 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,006 [lively folk music] 527 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:30,009 * 528 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,244 - Hey, Mr. Cy Feuer. 529 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,846 I didn't know you'd be here for this. 530 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,550 - I hope you know how... pleased I am. 531 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,151 Everything worked out. 532 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,653 - Is that right? 533 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,592 - I just wish you hadn't gone over my head the way you did. 534 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,093 I really wished you hadn't done that. 535 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,427 - I took one meeting with Manny. 536 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,629 - Yeah. - Okay? 537 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,263 - I don't even know why I'm surprised. 538 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,265 You pulled the same shit with me on "How to Succeed." 539 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:57,169 Undermining me. Making me look like a schmuck. 540 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,371 - Well, safe travels back to New York, Cy. 541 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:00,840 Nice to see you. 542 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,675 - New York? What are you talking about? 543 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,411 I'm not going anywhere. 544 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,413 Oh, yeah. No. Manny wants me here. 545 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,081 I'm supervising. 546 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,685 This is not going to be another $20 million fiasco 547 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,420 like your last picture. 548 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:18,024 You can count on that. 549 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,774 [coughing] 550 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,244 [coughing] 551 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,349 [scratch] 552 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:52,058 - A five, a six, a five, six, seven, eight. 553 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,994 Don't show me the effort, Bobby, don't show me the sweat. 554 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,996 All I want to see is that smile! 555 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,565 Posture, Bobby. 556 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,500 Look, you're hunching. Pull back the shoulders. 557 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:03,302 Again, six, seven, eight. 558 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,504 [vocalizing] 559 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,940 Oh, snap and showbiz! 560 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,410 Where's that smile? There it is. 561 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,312 Remember there's always somebody better than you 562 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,647 out there, Bobby. 563 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,448 Always someone working harder than you. 564 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:19,719 [tapping, clapping] 565 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,625 Don't think for a second I couldn't replace you 566 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,426 a hundred times over. 567 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,897 Understand? 568 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,769 [tapping] 569 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,043 [rattling] 570 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,179 [tapping fades] 571 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,551 - I thought this would be a great option. 572 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,486 Simple, classic, elegant. 573 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,323 - I don't think black--I mean, it's the Tonys, not a funeral. 574 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,992 - Oh, in my experience, the two have quite a bit in common. 575 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,193 [both chuckling] 576 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,295 - I prefer funerals. 577 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,031 - Well, they're shorter at least. 578 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,299 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 579 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,569 Say hello to your Aunt Joan. 580 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,605 - Hello to your Aunt Joan. 581 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:16,008 - Nancy will be so sad she missed you. 582 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,744 - You may go now. 583 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,378 [pats] 584 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,847 - Oh. 585 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,882 - What caught your eye? 586 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,451 - I love this one. 587 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:26,786 [sighs] 588 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,755 - Oh, it--well, it's adorable. 589 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:32,992 - When are you two going to Munich? 590 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:36,362 - Oh, we decided it made more sense if Nicole and I 591 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,630 just stayed home on this one. 592 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:40,499 - You decided or he decided? 593 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,035 - Well, we both decided. 594 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:45,705 Please, Bobby doesn't need my help directing a movie. 595 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,439 - You know I adore Bobby 596 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,976 but that's not the part I'm worried about. 597 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,544 - This too fancy? 598 00:26:52,578 --> 00:26:54,346 - No such thing, dear. You know that. 599 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:55,682 - They're my colors. 600 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,983 - [chuckles] - Okay. 601 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,318 - [chuckles] 602 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,688 - Besides, I don't have the time to go even if I wanted to. 603 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,690 You know I'm looking for a play. 604 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,292 My agent sent me about a hundred scripts. 605 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,960 - A straight play? 606 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,862 - It would be nice to make something on my own again 607 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,497 to remind people I still can-- 608 00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,632 What about this? 609 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,135 For the party after? 610 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,737 - Oh, I love a little Grecian number. 611 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:20,639 - I feel like for dancing, maybe if we ham it. 612 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,074 - Absolutely. 613 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,642 - A mini? Am I too old? 614 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,812 Be honest with me. - I mean, those legs 615 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,646 aren't too old. Show them off. 616 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,351 [distant chatter] 617 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:36,355 [distant chatter] 618 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:37,957 * 619 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,926 - What are we waiting for exactly? 620 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,161 It's 11:00, we haven't gotten the first shot. 621 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,731 - We're ten away from picture. Bobby, I need you at camera. 622 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,699 - Who are these people? - Background, extras. 623 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,634 - We need new ones. They look like actors. 624 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,002 - They are actors. 625 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,537 - They're supposed to be patrons 626 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,605 of a Berlin nightclub in 1933. 627 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,709 Pickpockets, perverts, prostitutes. 628 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,310 - What do you wanna do? 629 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,979 You wanna roam the streets of Munich now 630 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,148 searching for prostitutes? 631 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,649 - You know where to find prostitutes? 632 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,417 - [chuckles] 633 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,320 Oh, uh... 634 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:11,357 - [speaking German] 635 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,696 - [speaking German] 636 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,501 - [chuckles] Uh, she, uh, she wants to know if you two 637 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,004 are wanting to, um, 638 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,874 get, uh, pleasured? 639 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,545 - Uh, tell them we're not here for sex. 640 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:36,015 Uh, tell them we're casting a movie. 641 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:39,118 - [speaking German] 642 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,888 - Has anyone ever done any acting before? 643 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:45,357 Stage? Film? - [speaking German] 644 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,696 - [speaking German] 645 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,965 - Does pornography count? 646 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,968 - Why not? - [speaking German] 647 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:57,369 - That's terrific. 648 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,171 Tell them that they're in a nightclub 649 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:02,708 and there's a very funny, very entertaining act on stage. 650 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,378 - [speaking German] 651 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,684 - Tell them to pretend that they're watching it 652 00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:15,021 and they're enjoying it. 653 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:18,057 - [speaking German] 654 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:22,728 [all laugh] 655 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:35,074 - Okay, her, her, her. 656 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,009 I don't need them, the rest are hired. 657 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,147 - [speaking German] 658 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:49,321 - [speaking German] 659 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:52,258 - She says you only picked the old women. 660 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,793 The ugly ones. It's not fair. 661 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,628 - Fair. 662 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,697 Tell her this is show business. 663 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,904 - I never had to translate before in a brothel. 664 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,939 - Well, you can check that off your list. 665 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,975 - [chuckles] Yes. 666 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,779 - You know, when I was, uh, when I was a kid, 667 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,748 I used to dance in places like that 668 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,650 with women like that. 669 00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:20,486 - When you were a kid? 670 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,154 - Yeah. 671 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,390 - You started as a dancer? 672 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,625 - Mm-hmm. 673 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,361 - Well, when did you decide you wanted to be a director? 674 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,831 - I never wanted to be a director. 675 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:35,134 All I ever wanted to be was Fred Astaire. 676 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,103 - [chuckles] What happened? 677 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,670 - Well... 678 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,339 It turns out, I--I wasn't Fred Astaire. 679 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,840 - Aww. 680 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,243 Show me. 681 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,711 - Right now? - Mm-hmm. 682 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,251 [chuckles] 683 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,187 Oh, very, very good. 684 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,689 Oh! [chuckles] 685 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,661 [soft music] 686 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:09,135 * 687 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:11,670 I have a boyfriend. 688 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,040 - I won't hold it against you. 689 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,508 - [chuckles] 690 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,344 And you are married. 691 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,512 * 692 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,681 - [sighs] 693 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,350 You know, we're on a different continent. 694 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,818 I think there's a special exemption for that, right? 695 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:33,859 * 696 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,374 [sizzling] 697 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,908 [clinking] 698 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:52,444 - "Because you've taught me that part of love 699 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,480 which is tender." 700 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,917 - Oh darn, is that me? 701 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,489 [sighs] 702 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,695 [reading under breath] 703 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,697 "Oh, Jaques, we're used to each other..." 704 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,532 [telephone ringing] 705 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,602 "We're a pair of captive hawks caught in the same cage, 706 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,537 and so we've grown used to each other?" 707 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,771 Is that right? 708 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:21,273 - Hello, Fosse residence. - Mm-hmm. 709 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:23,375 - Oh, I can't believe that's right! 710 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,244 - Mrs. Fosse, - Thank you, dear. 711 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,779 Hello? 712 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:30,816 Yes, this is her mother. 713 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,627 - * Bye, bye 714 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,163 * And snap 715 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,332 [snapping] 716 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,200 - I want to see every move isolated. 717 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,069 Every move. 718 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,138 I want to see every muscle, every tendon. 719 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,972 - * Do do 720 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:56,442 - Focus is front, Caitlyn. 721 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,010 And again. 722 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,478 - Here we go. 723 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:02,481 And seven, eight, and-- 724 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,316 Doo, doo! [snapping] 725 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,353 [line trilling] 726 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:12,724 [line ringing] [snapping continues] 727 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,660 [clinking] 728 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,262 [line trilling] 729 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:19,998 * It was a fine affair 730 00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:22,934 * But now it's over Bllll! 731 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:25,171 - * And though I used to care * 732 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,106 * I need the open air 733 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:28,840 - I saw some of the footage you're getting, Bobby. 734 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,509 It's too dark. 735 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,644 You're--you're not putting enough light on the scenes. 736 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,280 - It's a nightclub, Cy. 737 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,048 Nightclubs are dark. 738 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,916 - * I always said that I was a rover * 739 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:39,518 - You need to pull out, ladies. Legs up! 740 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,886 - * You mustn't knit your brow * 741 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,688 - 90 degrees, ladies, not 60. 742 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:46,358 - * You've every cause to doubt me, mein herr * 743 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:47,859 - Let's work from the top, please. 744 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:49,495 I'm sorry, ladies. Once more from the top. 745 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,864 - * It was a fine affair but now it's over * 746 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:55,334 [line trilling] 747 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,703 - * And though I used to care * 748 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,005 * I need the open air 749 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:04,042 * You're better off without me mein herr * 750 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,945 - Watch that line. It's not working. 751 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,280 I need you to pull out, ladies. 752 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,549 Legs, legs. - We've gotta shoot. 753 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:13,885 Come on, shoot something. Come on, what are we-- 754 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:16,222 What are we doing? - * And every cause to 755 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,190 * Doubt me, mein herr 756 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,991 - And again. 757 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,560 How much time do I have? 758 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,662 - Ten away from picture. - It's still not right. 759 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,697 It's still not working. - Can we shoot? 760 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,999 - Why isn't this working? - Five, six, seven, eight. 761 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,868 Hand! - I can't tell a thing 762 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,503 if you're marking it, ladies. 763 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,872 What am I seeing? I don't know what I'm seeing. 764 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,241 And again. 765 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,708 - Yes, please give him the message. 766 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,410 - You. 767 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,712 - And also, if you could tell him that his daughter 768 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,481 brought a bottle of Seconal to school, 769 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,915 that would be wonderful. 770 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,551 - You're doing this wrong every time. 771 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,453 Is there a reason you're doing it wrong every time? 772 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:51,123 - Seconal. S-E-C-O... - And again. And again. 773 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,759 And again. And again. Again. - N-A-L. 774 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,127 Seconal. - Why are you stopping? 775 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,462 Why are we stopping? 776 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:57,629 - Oh, it's my pleasure. Thank you. 777 00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,631 Bye. 778 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,467 - Why--why are we not shooting? 779 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,335 Somebody tell me what-- What the hell is going on here? 780 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:05,437 - Can we take it again from "fine affair"? 781 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,173 - What's happening? - We're rehearsing. 782 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,741 - What? Where--where is everybody? 783 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,510 - Bob cleared the set. - What? 784 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:14,446 - Cameras were supposed to be rolling two hours ago. 785 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,249 - It was a fine... - * Affair 786 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,084 - I don't--what are we doing? 787 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,686 - We're just waiting for Bob to approve wardrobe for the scene. 788 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,887 - Wardrobe? 789 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,455 Okay, all right, you know what? 790 00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:25,457 I need ladies back in their trailers. 791 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:26,792 Get into costume. 792 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:28,160 - Well, I'd love to do that, Cy, 793 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,728 but unfortunately there's no costumes. 794 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,129 - What do you mean there's no-- 795 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,664 You've been shown 50 different options! 796 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,099 - Well, nobody's shown me what I want. 797 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,534 - You don't know what you want! 798 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,968 - I know exactly what I want. - Really? 799 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,804 - But you keep whispering in everyone's ear 800 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,806 that this is supposed to look like a goddamn musical. 801 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:42,140 - It is a goddamn musical. 802 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,509 - I'm trying to do something original 803 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,643 and you don't understand it. 804 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,378 - I don't understand it? 805 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:48,780 Okay, this--this is the excuse of every insecure artist. 806 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:49,981 I don't understand? 807 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,650 - And it makes you uncomfortable. 808 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,552 You know what? It's flash. You--you doing flash. 809 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,187 This is exactly what I said in the beginning. 810 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,556 - All right, I'm not going to be bullied into making 811 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,525 another candy-coated family-friendly-- 812 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,393 - Yeah, you got your little bag of tricks in there, 813 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:02,994 but there's no substance. 814 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,063 So what do you do? You turn off all the lights 815 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,332 and then we're supposed to think 816 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:08,166 you're some kind of cinematic genius? 817 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,402 - Tell me one thing you've done for me in this movie. 818 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,504 One me thing. - I'll tell ya two. 819 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:15,707 I hired ya and so far I haven't fired ya. 820 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,745 As I was saying, you may go. 821 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,686 [door opens] 822 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,457 [slams] 823 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,860 [somber jazz] 824 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:42,701 * 825 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,503 [scratch] 826 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:51,510 * 827 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,893 [rattling] 828 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:14,933 * 829 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,638 [scratch] 830 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:23,609 * 831 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,745 [tapping] 832 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:30,982 * 833 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,352 [clamoring] 834 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:38,524 [indistinct chatter] 835 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:45,497 * 836 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,748 [clattering] 837 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,856 [clattering] 838 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:11,990 [dial tone] 839 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,058 [hangs up] 840 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,946 [clattering] 841 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,283 [rotary phone dialing] 842 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,786 [telephone ringing] 843 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,454 - [sighs] 844 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,193 [ringing] 845 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,429 Hello? 846 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,831 - How are you, kid? Uh, it's me. 847 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,434 - [sighs] Well, where have you been? 848 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,869 - I--I've just been, uh... 849 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,506 I've been meaning to call, I just, uh... 850 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,809 - You didn't get my messages? 851 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,111 - Uh, yeah--yeah. 852 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,614 It's just been--it's been, uh--It's just been-- 853 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:09,948 It's been so hectic and... 854 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,350 [sighs] 855 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:15,987 Listen, I--It'd be great to get you here for a few days. 856 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:18,023 You know, maybe, uh, get your--get your eyes 857 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:21,660 on some of the numbers. We're, um... 858 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,862 What do you think about that? 859 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,330 * 860 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,466 - [sighs] 861 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,801 * 862 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:33,338 Am I going to be unhappy when I get there? 863 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,340 - No, of course not. 864 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,510 * 865 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:41,046 Why would you be unhappy? 866 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:45,451 I need you. I need you here, Gwen. 867 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:48,386 Come on, what do you say? 868 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,822 - Well, um... 869 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,991 Well, let me just see what I can do. 870 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,826 - Okay, okay. You're the best. 871 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,227 - Okay, bye-bye. Bye, Bob. 872 00:39:56,261 --> 00:40:00,499 * 873 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:01,600 Hmm. 874 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,334 [click] 875 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:06,672 - [sniffing] 876 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:13,378 * 877 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,861 - So, I saw... - [chuckles] 878 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:32,864 this in the closet. 879 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:36,067 and I thought, well, now that is Sally Bowles to a tee. 880 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:40,171 - [gasps] It is absolutely gorgeous! 881 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,140 - And with the green nail polish. 882 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,244 - What about this? - Oh. 883 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,581 - What about this for, um, for "Mein Herr"? 884 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,583 - What do I wear underneath? 885 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,584 - Um, a button down? 886 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,786 - Oh, no. No. 887 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,788 Nothing underneath. 888 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,957 Trust me, she'll be stunning. 889 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,892 * 890 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,193 [chuckling] 891 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,630 So I brought you my favorite kimonos... 892 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,031 [scratch] 893 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,699 - Why are you wearing all this makeup? 894 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,134 The character you're playing. 895 00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,637 - Maybe she doesn't want to be recognized. 896 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,639 - Now that's interesting. 897 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:17,976 - Maybe she used to be a society girl. 898 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:23,148 Then she met the wrong man. 899 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:26,451 - He swindled her for all she's worth 900 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,354 and now she's shaking her rump for tips. 901 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,358 - Open. 902 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,094 - Beautiful. 903 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,929 Most of the first verse will play in the close-up. 904 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,497 - And then you want to widen? 905 00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:40,832 - Yeah, little fragments throughout. 906 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,568 - On the snare. 907 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:44,335 - I'm glad you're here. 908 00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:46,705 - They told me you were here. I didn't believe it. 909 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,173 - Cy! - Hey, look at you. 910 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,675 - Oh! [smooch] 911 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,509 Everything looks marvelous! 912 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:53,444 You know you're going to make a fantastic picture. 913 00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:54,846 - Well, if only you can get your husband 914 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,615 to pick up the pace a little bit. 915 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,650 - Can we have a pleasant conversation for five minutes? 916 00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,485 - He's a pain in the ass, Cy. - Yeah. 917 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,320 - Oh, you think I don't know that better than anyone? 918 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,089 - All right. - Guilty as charged. 919 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:05,423 - Go, go, go. 920 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,992 - Okay, I better get back to work. 921 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,259 Pick up the pace. 922 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,662 - [chuckles] Picking up? 923 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,998 He's making it so dark, Gwen. - What? 924 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,033 He's--he's--he's treating it like it's some sort of-- 925 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,035 I don't know, Italian neorealist nightmare 926 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,004 or something, but listen, I promised the studio 927 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,505 a Broadway musical. 928 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,507 Yes, with some social import but not this... 929 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,209 What? - It isn't right. 930 00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:26,745 - Okay, this--this is his answer to every question. 931 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,046 It isn't right. 932 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,180 - It's--it's ugly. 933 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:30,448 - It's funny! 934 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:32,117 - It's not supposed to be funny. 935 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,719 - What are you--what is-- it's a comedic number. 936 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,687 - The number, exactly, not the costume. 937 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,623 - This is a joke on top of a joke. 938 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,457 - I don't know what that--what? 939 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,492 - The character is singing a love song about a gorilla. 940 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,162 It's not a joke gorilla, it's a gorilla-gorilla. 941 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,897 - Then when the bottom drops out-- 942 00:42:45,931 --> 00:42:48,399 - * If you could see her through my eyes * 943 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:50,101 She wouldn't look Jewish at all. 944 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,136 - It's a gut punch. 945 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,738 - I understand the scene. 946 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,673 You realize, all at once, you've allowed yourself 947 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,675 to be entertained by a monster 948 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,543 and if you're busy laughing at the joke gorilla, 949 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,011 you miss the whole thing. 950 00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:01,512 That's what Bob's saying. 951 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:04,716 - She should be beautiful. He's in love with her. 952 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,718 - I've been to every studio in Munich. 953 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,486 Every studio in Berlin. - Could you walk away? 954 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,021 - This is the only gorilla suit in Germany. 955 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,589 - You know, you throw a rock in New York City 956 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,991 and you'll hit one. 957 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,192 - The number shoots in three days. 958 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:15,493 - That's plenty of time. 959 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,128 - Oh, so someone's gonna fly to New York, 960 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,730 find a gorilla suit, 961 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:22,033 and then immediately fly back to Munich in 72 hours? 962 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,270 - I'll do it. 963 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,338 You saw what happened with "Sweet Charity"-- 964 00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:29,240 - Well-- - And with "Doctor Doolittle," 965 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,608 and with "Star." 966 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,844 Each one of them a big, fat flop! 967 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:35,814 Kids in the jungle are being zipped into body bags 968 00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:37,248 on the evening news. 969 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,517 Richard Nixon is our president, God help us. 970 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:42,821 People aren't going to the movies to escape anymore. 971 00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:45,791 They're going to find something true. 972 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:49,527 - Well, I wish you had been here from the start. 973 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,862 He needs you. 974 00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:54,265 - I just know how to speak Bob. 975 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,834 It's my native tongue. 976 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,135 - God bless. 977 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:59,304 [smooch] 978 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,506 I'm glad you're here. - I am too. 979 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,611 ["Mein Herr" plays] 980 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:11,983 - * Bye, bye, mein 981 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:14,886 * Lieber herr 982 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,024 * Farewell, mein lieber herr * 983 00:44:19,057 --> 00:44:23,161 * It was a fine affair 984 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,330 * But now it's over 985 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:28,166 * And though I used to care 986 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,401 * I need the open air 987 00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:34,339 * You're better off without me, mein herr * 988 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,174 * Don't dab your eye, mein herr * 989 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,976 * Or wonder why, mein herr 990 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,813 * I've always said that I was a rover * 991 00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:43,648 * You mustn't knit your brow * 992 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,316 * You should have known by now * 993 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,586 * You've got every reason to doubt me, sir * 994 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,255 * Bye bye, my dear sir 995 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,057 * Goodbye, sir 996 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:55,160 * It was very good, sir, and over * 997 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,694 * You know me well, my lord * 998 00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,496 * Oh, farewell, my lord * 999 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,566 *You shall never let me see more, sir* 1000 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,368 * Bye bye, sir - * Sir 1001 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,836 * Goodbye 1002 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,204 * It was very good 1003 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,073 - * And over 1004 00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:09,775 - * You know me well - * Sir 1005 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,242 * Oh, farewell 1006 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,011 *You shall never let me 1007 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,212 - * And bye-bye 1008 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:15,646 * Bye bye mein lieber herr 1009 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,348 * Farewell mein lieber herr 1010 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:20,251 * It was a fine affair but now it's over * 1011 00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:23,321 * And though I used to care, I need the open air * 1012 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:25,156 * You're better off without me * 1013 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:26,457 * You'll get on without me 1014 00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:27,826 - * Auf wiedersehen 1015 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:29,627 * Es war sehr gut 1016 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:35,801 - * Mein herr 1017 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:38,937 - Cut. 1018 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,839 [applause] 1019 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,941 [bell ringing] 1020 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,242 What did I do to deserve you? 1021 00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:46,912 - [chuckles] You know, I don't know. 1022 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,880 - Hey. 1023 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:50,548 [soft music] 1024 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,884 Thank you. 1025 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:59,257 * 1026 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,061 - When I come back... 1027 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:09,167 * 1028 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,869 - I promise. - Okay. 1029 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:17,843 * 1030 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:28,119 ["Cabaret" plays] 1031 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:31,456 * 1032 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:35,760 - * I used to have this girlfriend known as Elsie * 1033 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:40,198 * With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea * 1034 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:44,602 * She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower * 1035 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:48,874 * As a matter of fact, she rented by the hour * 1036 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:53,278 * The day she died the neighbors came to snicker * 1037 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:56,982 * Well, that's what comes from too much pills and liquor * 1038 00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,816 [clinking] 1039 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:05,156 * But when I saw her laid out like a queen * 1040 00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:11,362 * She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen * 1041 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:17,568 * I think of Elsie to this very day * 1042 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:21,772 * I remember how she'd turn to me 1043 00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:25,476 * And say 1044 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,678 - There you are. 1045 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,550 - What I said the other day, Bobby. 1046 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,819 - That's water--water under the bridge, Cy. 1047 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,321 Don't worry about it. 1048 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:40,959 - All right, well, you and Gwen... 1049 00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:42,961 make a hell of a team. 1050 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:48,833 - * What good is sitting all alone in your room? * 1051 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:54,272 * Come hear the music play 1052 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,474 * 1053 00:47:56,507 --> 00:48:00,545 * Life is a cabaret 1054 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:03,548 * Old chum 1055 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:09,020 * Come to the cabaret 1056 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:10,488 [elevator dings] 1057 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:13,391 * And as for me, And as for me * 1058 00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:19,097 * I made my mind up, back in Chelsea * 1059 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:24,569 * When I go 1060 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:29,540 * I'm going like Elsie 1061 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:33,511 * Start by admitting 1062 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:37,048 * From cradle to tomb 1063 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:42,253 * It isn't that long a stay 1064 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:44,689 * Life is a cabaret, old chum * 1065 00:48:44,722 --> 00:48:46,657 - Hello? 1066 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,626 - Gorilla delivery! 1067 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,628 * 1068 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:55,200 - * It's only a cabaret, old chum * 1069 00:48:55,233 --> 00:49:02,207 * And I love a cabaret 1070 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,809 * 1071 00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:07,478 - [sighs] 1072 00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:11,816 - I told you the curtain is at 7:00. 1073 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:14,852 - [sighs] 1074 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:18,023 God, you look magnificent. 1075 00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:21,759 [tapping] 1076 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:37,308 - Let's go. It's time. 1077 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:45,816 ["Willkommen" plays] 1078 00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:50,788 [singing in German] 1079 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:57,828 * 1080 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:35,593 MAN: Five, six, seven, eight. 1081 00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:38,229 (drumming) 1082 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,032 (horns playing) 1083 00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:43,801 (fingers snapping) 1084 00:51:56,514 --> 00:51:57,782 Again. 1085 00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:02,119 Fosse/Verdon. All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 1086 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,789 (guitar plays rapidly) 1087 00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,558 Very cool, Master. 1088 00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,126 -(groans) -(cackles) 1089 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:13,931 -(music stops) -Name that tune! 1090 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,434 -(music resumes) -(hissing) 1091 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,568 Ow! 1092 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:19,537 (both cackling) 1093 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:22,540 "I'm a vampire. I'm immortal." 1094 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:25,610 -Creepy paper. -It's "crepe paper," Master. 1095 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,978 Creepy. Oh, multipack. 1096 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:29,780 ANNOUNCER: What We Do in the Shadows. 1097 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,983 All new, Wednesday at 10:00 on FX. 1098 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:37,688 Okay, Tracy Cromwell. What's your address and date of birth? 1099 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:40,991 Mom. No one ever asks for it. 1100 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,427 I just... 1101 00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:47,865 Slut bucket. 1102 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:50,635 ANNOUNCER: Better Things. 1103 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,570 All new Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.